Private: My Secret Lover

Okay, it is with some reservations that I direct your attention to this video as viewing it may cause you to download the song , which will then lead to you wasting HOURS OF YOUR LIFE dancing about to it in your room.

It was brought to my attention by the mighty popjustice, God bless their toe-tappin' souls.

It is just a simple video of simple dance routines to an insanely catchy song; that's all. Big red lips singing 'Bullet's in the gun'? Check. Line of little animated men boogying along the bottom of the screen? Check. Trio of dancers with comically mismatched heights performing a choreographed routine? CHECK!!

Behold: